Just look at that punim.
As of this writing, Clementine is 47-18-7, an average of .653. That’s a record easily good enough for a division championship, and likely home field advantage. The only logical conclusion here: the Cubs need to hire more kittens. Clementine could be their captain, leading them in a distracting sideline dance of confusing acrobatic moves. She is named after a (one-time) Cubs player, after all.
As for the world domination in these online wars, she’s still got a ways to go to take down the behemoths. Vote for Clementine!