Tuesday August 16, 2005 // By Sandy
Wherein I destroy you with cuteness
I blame Star. There aren’t many ways to get me to particpate in an online war of kitten cuteness, but couch it in a battle of manly one-upmanship, and I’ll pull out the big guns. By which I mean:
Just look at that punim.
As of this writing, Clementine is 47-18-7, an average of .653. That’s a record easily good enough for a division championship, and likely home field advantage. The only logical conclusion here: the Cubs need to hire more kittens. Clementine could be their captain, leading them in a distracting sideline dance of confusing acrobatic moves. She is named after a (one-time) Cubs player, after all.
As for the world domination in these online wars, she’s still got a ways to go to take down the behemoths. Vote for Clementine!
As kittenwar visitors were hit with a spate of blindness/aversion to overwhelming cuteness upon Aggie’s initial jump into the fray, he had a rougher start than Clementine, and therefore, I’m guessing, ended up in less battles.
There’s only one way to settle this – razor talon gloves for our kitties in an iron circle. Unfortunately, Aggie’s quite lazy, so maybe it’s best we not escalate this any further.