This morning I had cause to list Sandy as my emergency contact. This is somewhat new. Until quite recently I was still listing my parents, and even now, it seems sort of like cheating to put someone who isn’t, well, my parents.
The whole experience was kind of anticlimactic though, as I really can’t imagine Sandy ever getting the call: “Come quickly, sir! Your fiance has been involved in a serious dermatological emergency!”
On a secondary, unrelated note: holy shit, dermatologists have lots of free samples! I made out like a bandit over there.