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Baby's first small world moment

  • Tagged The pregnancies
  • Commenters sarah, star, Ryan

At Mary’s birthday party on Saturday, a woman walked by who looked familiar. The feeling must have been mutual, for a few minutes later she tapped Sarah on the shoulder. After a minute of semi-awkward brainstorming, they came to the much more awkward truth: she’s a nurse at the fertility clinic.

In truth, she was very sweet and congenial, just as she had been at the clinic. Not awkward at all. We smiled about the good news, and shared some laughs about all the quirky things that go on in the halls of that place. Still, it had that same kind of inappropriateness that overcomes you when you run into your teacher at the grocery store — these people exist in real life? This is a woman who we’ve consulted about our sex life and who’s very likely handled cups of my sperm.

She came to say goodbye as she was leaving, and maybe it was the wine slushies speaking, but I had something I had to get off my chest. “Listen,” I said, “between you and me, those videos are terrible.” She knew what I meant, and while she didn’t have first-hand experience to draw on, she knew. For a female nurse, The Room must have a air of foul mystique to it. Or maybe it’s a mystique of foul air. She promised to look into it.

I am so incredibly thankful that I’ll never get to know if she succeeded.

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