Insufferable fawnery

Scene: sleeping baby, resting against boob after a feeding.

Sarah: He’s so cute.
Sandy: He really is. He’s the cutest baby in the history of cute babies.
Sarah: If there was a cute baby contest, he’d win for sure.
Sandy: No, he wouldn’t. He wouldn’t even be allowed to participate. They’d have to name the contest after him.
Sarah: No, they’d name the judging scale after him. It’d be the Ezra Stanley Weisz scale of cuteness.

Yep, we are now are those parents.

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